Hairy Astral Projection

On episode 9 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories:From thin_juggernaut_1502, we discuss our guilty consciences and how taking a pee test can make our minds run wild.Nautilus_Null tells us a story where shaving in the shower can end in having hairy eyes and a night filled with tweezers.From Scott in Philadelphia, we talk about the worst thing you can do when...

Phishing for IUDs

On episode 8 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of six unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories:From throwaway-bc-im-dumb, we discuss how being a neutral caregiver turns into talking in tongues and being a blessed Pentecostal while you are atheist.From KweenLlama, we get educated on what queefs are and admire the wonderful invention that is "Incognito" mode.From an anonymous source, we discuss how...

Slobbery Sleep Dives

On episode 7 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of eight unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories:From Joaoperfig, we discuss voting in the pandemic.From Elitist Cuisine, we discuss Christian sledding on bunny slopes with amputees.From Tharic99, we have another great story of odd things people do in their sleep.From an anonymous source, we discuss accidentally flirting with your new boss...

Hash Browns That Cost an Arm & a Leg

On episode 6 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of eight unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories:From NROPdude, we discuss how helping someone can turn into being an accessory to theft.From an anonymous source, we discuss what can happen when you leave a foot mask on for too long.From rb20eongate, we talk about how things that can cost an arm and a leg may cost a lot more than...

Holding Hands with My Boss

On episode 5 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of eight unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories:From Envy the Delta, we discuss a friendly rough housing that went too far.From Bingo, we talk about how $5 for McDonald's almost turned into a wreck and definitely turned into bloody knuckles.From Olive You More Than Life, we discuss how the marketing tactics are untrustworthy and how it sent...

Flat Earthers & Pesky Purse Fires

On episode 4 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of eight unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories:From RustyKjaer, we discuss how hot peppers with the boys can turn into parent-in-laws picking you up from the hospital.From an anonymous source, we discuss how one essay jokingly saying the Earth was flat turned into a change in curriculum with a whole section on why the Earth is not flat.From...

Shit Coffee and Flaming Spiders

On episode 3 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of eight unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories:From DaneDebeau who had a bonfire in Australia with Huntsman spiders billowing out of the log in the fire like they were in World War Z.From DogSoldier67 who drank some mouse poop flavored coffee for over a month.From Poperdope who discovered that they are not a plumber the hard...

Blowing Neighbors and Jacking Cars

On episode 2 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of eight unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories:From swannygirl94 we discuss eating dish soap and ending up looking like a rabies victim.From shinesock  we discuss getting an unfortunate black eye and putting our job at risk.From ElephantRock we discuss asking a clearly visually impaired and for his drivers license.From...

Lovecraft and the Hermit Crab

On episode 1 of Savagely Delightful we discuss the stories of eight unfortunate souls and what they have recently gone through and relish in knowing that we are not them.This week we go through the following stories:From Spooder_Man and his adventures with H.P. Lovecraft and the horrors of imagining that there are rats in his walls.From HobbitFromSpace and their quest of feeding beautiful doggos only to realize that they are actually coyotes.From jvstpeachee and her raccoon rummaging to find eye drops for her...